acciobenedictplease:

Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(Source: sidethots)

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

ahatefulcuss:

White people must be stopped.

(Source: pile-drivingmissdaisy)

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

gyarados:

guard-me-gamora:

gyarados:

Literally kill all Republicans and Jesus freaks

Dude. No. Don’t kill anybody. Bad. That’s murder. Turn them into dragons or something.

do you really want racist homophobic dragons flying around

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

magicmumu:

thatgreenevening:

ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction

This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.

(Source: trashmuncher)

blogfrenzy:

precumming:

i need to lick a butt 

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(Source: philosalena)

clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

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(Source: beyoncesfeces)

charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

(Source: tephor)